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3 Simple Steps to Destroy Any Relationship

Many people profess to be gurus when it comes to relationships. You can open the paper and seek out Dear Abby, or watch the local news and be educated about how to make a relationship work. However, most people are experts at destroying relationships. In fact, the US has the highest divorce rate in the world. It's estimated that 50% of first time marriages end in divorce, and divorce is even more likely in third or fourth marriages.

In this article, instead of focusing on how to make a relationship work, we are going to look at how to make one fail. There are three very simple steps to follow, and each one will leade you closer and closer to disaster. But there is hope! By truly understanding how to make something fail then you can also understand how to make it a success, then perhaps one day you will be someone who can give really good advice out to help people.

Step #1:

Go home every night and do the same thing, over and over again. Fall into a routine, and never change it up. It's easy to do. All you really have to remember is to take your partner for granted. Just recognise that they are the luckiest person in the world to be with you, so now you don't have to do any real work.

Step one may take a few months to really take effect, but you have time. Just suck the romance and spark right out of the relationship, and then move directly to step 2.

Step #2:

Do fun things...but make sure you exclude your partner. Make it obvious your partner takes a backseat to your friends. Sure, you'll do something with your partner, but only if your friends have nothing better to offer.

If it's your partner's birthday, and your friends offer to take you out clubbing, go with your friends. You will more than likely have a better time with them, than getting all 'smoochy' with your partner by candlelight, right? Make a saucy remark about every even slightly hot guy or girl that passes when you are with your partner. Dribble and drool as well for extra effect.

Make your partner feel unappreciated, worthless and insignificant, then step seamlessly into step 3.

Step #3:

You've made it! You're relationship is now on the verge of collapse. Your partner is bored and full of self-doubt. You can finally feel good about lying or having an affair. After all, it's all about you.

Make telling lies a habit. If he or she is nagging you about not spending enough time with them, just make an excuse. Make up some story about working late on some big project when really you are out with someone hot from the office you know they are insanely jealous about. Once they find out what you are really upto then that is bound to end the relationship.

Not to worry. It is not as if you put any effort into making your relationship work anyway.

The End

If you're looking to end a relationship fast, follow these simple steps. It's as easy as 1,2,3!

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